so i was googling cerberus and during the labors of heracles the final labor assigned to him was to capture cerberus and instead of, like, stealing the dog he just went down to hades and asked if he could borrow his dog. and hades agreed like with the condition that he wouldn’t harm him and?? this is hilarious to me??? hades was so chill he was just like “yeah you can borrow my dog for your redemption quest just bring him back unharmed, alright?”
Hades is a good guy.
“Yo Hades can I borrow Spot for a bit”
“Yeah sure whatevs, a little fresh air’ll be good for him”
Especially funny when you remember that Hades is Herc’s uncle. So it’s more like:
imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying
killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you
character: alright lit hurry up tho
The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone
killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you
character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦
The only “adult” in the movie is a millennial who’s also not scared of dying, but is somewhat grumpier about the situation bc “if I die I don’t have to pay loans anymore but I just found a barber that doesn’t judge me for crying sometimes so idk what to do anymore” and is just like mildly inconvenienced by it
